Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display
  an ugly side.  An unescorted female sat down beside him and he
  whispered to her, "Hey !  How about it babe ?   You and me ?"
    As she got up to move, he said loudly, "Honey, you sure look like
  you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars."
    She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you
  think I charge by the inch ?"