The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted
to impress her date. "Do you like to screw?" he asked.
"Huh?!" replied the surprised date.
"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's good at it. You and her
should go screw," explained the father.
Now very interested the boy replied, "Yes, sir!!!"
Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye
and the couple left. After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious,
dress torn, hair a mess and screamed,
"Dammit, Daddy, it's the TWIST, get it right!"