FileTitle: Joke1993.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Golfing with a Beautiful Woman
Three business men are out for a Friday afternoon of golf. As they
begin to tee off at the first hole, the starter comes out and asks
if they would mind having a fourth join them. They agree and are
Three business men are out for a Friday afternoon of golf. As they
begin to tee off at the first hole, the starter comes out and asks
if they would mind having a fourth join them. They agree and are
surprised to see a very healthy and attractive college girl walking out
of the clubhouse.

The three men are all good golfers and, so, are ready to
impart their wisdom to the young lady, but they are shocked when she
steps to the men's tee instead of the lady's and proceeds to drive 250
yards straight down the fairway.

She smiles and offers up the tee to the next player.  The day goes by
and all are having a good time and great rounds of golf when they come
to the 18th green. The girl is about 20 feet away and is looking at her
putt.

She says to the men, "You know, I have had a lot of fun today, and
having played with you has made my game so much better. In fact, if
I sink this putt it will be the first time I have ever broken par.
If one of you gentleman can tell me how, I will spend the rest of
the weekend with you showing how grateful I am."

The three men look at each other and one says, "I had this putt on
Wednesday, it breaks about two feet to the right and is very quick."
He smiles at the other two men.

The second man says, "Actually, I had this same  putt yesterday, and
if you send it too slow it will break two and a half feet from this
point to that one." He smiles at the first man and nods to the third.

The third man looks at both of them and then at the girl. He walks
over to the ball, picks it up, tosses it to the girl, smiles and says,
"It's a gimme."