FileTitle: Joke1997.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Horse Betting
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on
the  back of his head with a huge frying pan.

Man:  "What was that for?"

Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the
name  Marylou written on it?"

Man:  "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse
races?   Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and
she     repeats the frying pan swatting.

Man:  "What the hell was that for this time?"

Wife: "Your horse called."