Description: Comparing Equipment
A man goes into an empty bar and orders a beer, and as he's walking
around he sees a table about 6' x 4' with some lines marked 6"-10"
from one edge. Next to each line there are initials. So the man says to
the bartender "What are all those marks on that table?", "It's a game the
locals play, they pull out their dicks, stretch them a far as they can
and mark a line." This man is hung like a horse and reckons he can beat
all the lines he's seen and asks if he can have a go, "sure" came the
reply. As he pulled out his dick it's a clear winner by about 3". He
starts to mark his line down when the bartender said "No mate, the locals
start from the other side"