Description: Dwarf with a Lisp
A dwarf with a lisp goes to an agricultural show to buy a mare. He
wanders around until he comes across a beautiful mare inside a
small enclosure with a farmer standing at the gate. He goes up to
the farmer and says, "Excthuth me, can I have a look at your
horth?" "Sure", says the farmer, "come on in." The dwarf wanders
round and round the mare and then stops, says to the farmer "Her
eyeth, her eyeth, I want to see her eyeth." The farmer has to bend
down and pick up the dwarf to show him the mare's eyes. "Nith
eyeth, nith eyeth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think
I want to buy thith horth." Once again the dwarf wanders around
the horse, in turn asking the farmer to pick him up and show him
the mare's ears and exclaiming, "Nith earth, nith earth, I like
thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith
horth." The farmer is starting to get pissed off by this stage
because the dwarf is quite heavy. Suddenly the dwarf stops in his
tracks and says, "Her twat. her twat, I want to thee her twat!"
The farmer, infuriated, pick up the dwarf and drives him head first
into the mare's backside. He leaves the dwarf's little legs
kicking and wanders off to talk to his friends for a couple of
minutes. He then comes back and extracts the dwarf from his
predicament, "SCHLOOOOP!" The dwarf wipes himself down and says.
"I think I better wephrath that .... I'd like to thee her gallop!"