Description: God Turns Light On
Dr. Goldstein bumps into Mrs. Shapiro in the grocery store.
"Oh, Mrs. Shapiro" says the Dr. "Your dad came in the other day for a
checkup and I get such a kick out of him. For a 90 year old man, he is in
such good spirits!"
"Why?" said Mrs. Shapiro, "What did he say?"
"Well, he said that every time he goes to the bathroom at night, G-d turns on
the light for him, and every time he leaves the bathroom, G-d turns the light
"Oh, damn" says Mrs. Shapiro, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"