Description: Classic Confession
Subject: Who's next?
Patrick sat in the confessional booth and heard the Priest say, "I'm
ready for your confession my son." "Father, I had sex with a woman
other than my wife." "Who was it?" "I promised I wouldn't tell."
"Was it Mrs. O'Reilly?" "No." "Well then, was it Mrs. O'Halloran?"
"No." "Could it have been Mrs. Kelly?" "Don't forget Father, I
promised I wouldn't tell." Patrick left the booth and rejoined his
friend Mike who had been waiting outside the church. He asked, "Do you
feel better now Patrick?" "No, but I got a list of good prospects."
Lyle's Joke Boutique.