FileTitle: Joke209.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Classic Confession
Subject: Who's next? 

Patrick sat in the confessional booth and heard the Priest say, "I'm
ready for your confession my son."  "Father, I had sex with a woman
other than my wife."  "Who was it?"  "I promised I wouldn't tell."
"Was it Mrs. O'Reilly?"  "No."  "Well then, was it Mrs. O'Halloran?"
"No."  "Could it have been Mrs. Kelly?"  "Don't forget Father, I
promised I wouldn't tell."  Patrick left the booth and rejoined his
friend Mike who had been waiting outside the church.  He asked, "Do you
feel better now Patrick?"  "No, but I got a list of good prospects."
Lyle's Joke Boutique.