FileTitle: Joke2091.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Surgeons and Patient Types
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing
their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to
operate on. You open them up and everything inside is
numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on.
You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical
order."
The Third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open
them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're
heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are
interchangeable."
Fifth surgeon said, "I like Engineers...they always understand
when you have a few parts left over at the end..."