FileTitle: Joke210.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Samuri Smirk
Subject: A Tale of Two Sammuri

Two Sammuri masters were having a debate over who was the better
swordsman. After several minutes, each had given many reasons why
he should be considered the better. As fate would have it, a fly
flew in through the open window, and seizing the opportunity, the
first master grabbed his sword, and with 2 quick slices, neatly
quartered the fly in mid-air.
"You can now see why I am the better swordsman, can you not?"
"That was indeed a remarkable display of skill." replied the second.
Again, as fate would have it, another fly came in through the open
window. The second master took his sword and made one slash at the
fly, which continued on its way.
"AHaa, the fly lives!" cried the first.
"Yes, this is so. However, the fly will never again reproduce."