Description: Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the
market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special
rooster--one that would service all of his many hens. When he told
this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the
rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever
So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him
loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk:
"Henry," he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And without
a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.
Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a
thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till
Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But, Henry
didn't stop there.
Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by
one, and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig
house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with
disbelief cried out, "Stop, Henry!! You'll kill yourself!!"
But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same
Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying
there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back,
and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above
Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look
what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you little
"Shhhhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."