FileTitle: Joke2118.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Game Show Question on Male Anatomy
 Jane was a first time contestant on the $465,000 quiz show, where you
 have to answer questions to win the cash prize. Lady luck had smiled
 in her favour, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.
 She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time
 had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.


 Needless to say, Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was
 nervous and fidgety as her husband drove them home.
 "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are.
 You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look
 like garbage tomorrow.

 "Relax, honey," her husband, Bubba, reassured her, "It will all be
  OK." Ten minutes after they arrived home, Bubba grabbed the
 car keys and started heading out the door. "Where are you going?"
  Jane asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon."

 He replied. Jane waited impatiently for Bubba's return. After an
 agonising 3 hour absence, Bubba returned, sporting a very wide and
 wicked grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and
 answer!"

 "What is it?" she cried excitedly. "OK. The question is 'What are
 the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the answer is
 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' "

 Shortly after that, the couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling
 confident and at ease, plummeting into a deep and restful slumber.

 At 3:30 in the morning, however, Jane was shaken awake by Bubba, who
 was asking her the quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the
 penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. And Bubba
 asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her
 teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly.

 So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even
 though she knew the question and answer, she could feel the
 butterflies conquering her stomach and nervousness running through
 her veins. The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the
 audience of the previous days' events, faced Jane and asked the big
 question. "Jane, for $465,000, what are the main parts of the male
 anatomy? You have 10 seconds." "Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said
 nervously. "Very good. Six seconds." "Eh, uh, the heart?"
 "Very  good! Four seconds." "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn!
 My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of
 my tongue this morning..."

 "That's close enough," Said the game show host," CONGRATULATIONS!!"