Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a
cork in his ass.  He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a
lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came
oozing out.  He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one
wish.  'And I said, "'No shit.'"