FileTitle: Joke2160.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Shocked and Surprised
   Max, a well known English professor, was telling a colleague
  that he was caught "in flagrante delicto" by his wife while he
  was in bed with one of his students.
    "Whatever did you do old boy ?" asked the other professor.
    "Well, she's standing there yelling that she's surprised. And
  I merely said, 'No my dear, you are shocked, I am surprised'."