FileTitle: Joke2166.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Pet Store, Expensive
   A Yuppette in Columbia Maryland went to an exclusive pet store
  in the Mall.  After inspecting quite a few dogs, she told the
  proprietor that they were all priced too high.
    "Madam," he retorted, drawing himself up haughtily. "Perhaps
  you had better go to a used cur dealer."