FileTitle: Joke2189.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend?
*   Two Yuppettes were comparing notes concerning their latest
  boyfriends.
    The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and
  showed me all these expensive jewels.  There was an emerald-cut
  diamond of at least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats,
  and even a wrist watch with eleven carats."
    "Impressive." said the second Yuppette.
    "Well... yes." the first agreed. "But the downside was that
  with all those carats, he expected me to behave like a rabbit."