Description: Louisiana Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Louisiana couple decided that that was
enough (they could not afford a larger double-wide trailer). So, the
husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he
and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor
told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put
it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The
Louisiana man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia
physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Louisiana. This doctor
instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place
it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went
home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
his ear and began to count. "1..., 2..., 3...,4..., 5...." At that
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand.