FileTitle: Joke2236.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Wishing, Pardons, Childhood Joke
They never know what to wish,and HOW to wish do they?[enjoy,guys!]

A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said
her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, "Pardon,"
to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and
he said, "Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch
and she was ecstatic. The next day she bumped into a man in the
grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to
her breasts. She was in seventh heaven! She walked into a Chinese
restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand
pardons for my clumsy behavior." The next day the headline
in the local newspaper said, "Chinese Waiter Crushed by Two
Torpedoes!"