FileTitle: Joke2248.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Horse, Stolen
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the
 locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he
 finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. 

 He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his
 head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. 

 "WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with
 surprising forcefulness. No one answered. 

 "ALL RIGHT I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK
 OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I
 DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!" 

 He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and
 starts to ride out of town. 

 The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go...
 what did happen in Texas?" 

 The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."