Description: Sex, Food
These three brothers all got married on the same day and all went to
the same location for their honeymoon. That evening, they got
together without their wives and were bragging about how much
shagging they were going to do that night. They eventually came to an
agreement that they would use some form of code words the next
morning, in front of their wives, to let each other know how they had
got on the previous evening. Anyhow, the next morning came, and the three
exhausted men were at the breakfast table with their wives.
The waiter came over and asked the first what he wanted for breakfast
and he replied:
'I'll have TWO slices of toast please!'
The other two knew what he meant and they subtley smiled to themselves.
When the second was asked, he replied:
'I'll have THREE slices of toast please!'
The third brother at this point subtley smiled again and when he was
asked, he replied:
'I'll have FOUR slices of white...... and THREE slices of brown'