FileTitle: Joke265.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Poking fun at Black's Language


                          A TWO-TIME LOSER

        A man in a bar put a $10 bill on the bar and said to the
        bartender, "I'll bet you this $10 I can make you cry."  The
        bartender looked at him, at the $10, and said, "How are you
        going to do that?"  The man said, I'll just talk to you and
        make you cry."  The bartender said, "I'll take that bet," and
        put $10 beside the other man's money.  The man then said,
        "This might take a few minutes.  I have to wait for Boo."
        The bartender said, "Boo who?"  He realized immediately that
        he had been taken and watched as the man picked up the $20
        and left.  The bartender thought a minute and decided to get
        his $10 back the same way he lost it.  So, when a black man
        walked up to the bar, the bartender put $10 on the bar and
        challenged the black man just as he had been challenged.  The
        black man accepted the bet and put his $10 on the bar.  The
        bartender then said, "This will take a few minutes.  I have
        to wait for Boo."  The black man said, "Who be Boo?"