Description: Sheriff's Job
Subject: Bubba and the Sheriff
Bubba Hayseed quit his his job. He was fed up plucking chickens. He always
wanted to be a police officer, so he went to see the Sheriff for a job.
The Sheriff says:"Bubba, you will be required to take a test to see if you
qualify." "OK" says Bubba.
Sheriff:"How many days in the week begin with a"T"?
Bubba:"Two. Today and tomrrow."
Sheriff:"How many seconds in a year?"
Bubba:"Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,..."
Sheriff:"Who killed Lincoln?"
Bubba:"I don't know."
Sheriff:"Go find out."
Bubba goes home. His wife,BillyJo, asks: "How did it go?
Bubba answers:"Great! Sheriff gave me a murder to investigate."