Subject: Panda joke 

A panda decided to leave the jungle and visit the big city for a day.  When
he arrived he was feeling a little randy so he hunted out a lady of the night.
Back at her place he was about to get down to it when he suddenly said "Look,
I just can't do this on an empty stomach.  Any chance of something to eat
before we start?"  The prostitute thought this was a little strange but made
the panda a snack anyway.  Having eaten his fill, the panda did the deed
and made to leave.  On seeing the panda walking out of the door the prostitute
perked up and said "Oi!  Where do you think you're going?" to which the panda
replied, "I'm done, I'm back off to the jungle".  The prostitute then pointed
out the dictionary definition of "prostitute" which went something along the
lines of :

prostitute, n. : lady of the night, accepts payment for sexual favours.

The panda then replied, "Look up the definition of panda then..." which
the prostitute did...

panda, n : large bear-like creature, eats shoots and leaves.