FileTitle: Joke315.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Variation on a Theme
Heenan, half-pissed, walks up to a bird (woman) in a London bar and
says "Let's go out in the alleyway and 'ave a bit!"

"Why should I want to do that with you?", she replies.

"Because  I'm good, goddamit", he snorts.

"Well, all right," she says, "I'll give you a go".

They go out in the alleyway, he pulls down her pants, gets it out,
starts in, then her head starts bobbing like crazy.

Back in the bar, they get a beer and he smirks at her and grunts "I
told you I was good".

"You weren't so 'ot", she says coldly.

"What do you mean?" he says in disbelief.  Why was your bloomin' 'ead
bobbin' up and down?"

To which she replies "Because you were in such a bleedin' rush, you
'ad a bit 'o me scarf tucked in down there."