Description: Dense People
Two guys who wanted to get a job at a computer company 'way up North
decided they'd better get a college education so they could interact with
intelligent people, learn to read books, think, and be contributing citizens
of the global village.
They enrolled in the local junior college, and the first guy
went in to see his advisor, who said, "Randy, I want you to
take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asked Randy.
"Well," said the professor, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a
weed-eater?" "Why, yes, I do," replied Randy. "OK," continued the
professor, "logic tells me that you have a yard!" "Amazing," gushed the
young rube. "And," continued the professor, "since you have a yard,
logic tells me that you have a house." "I do! I do!" exclaimed the boy.
"And," continued the professor, "if you have a house, you
probably have a wife. And, since you have a wife, I conclude
that you are a heterosexual." "Gaaaa-lee!" said Randy. "That
logic is sump'n else!"
He goes outside, and his friend, Buck, asks him what classes he's going to
take. "I'm gonna take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asks Buck.
"OK," says Randy, "I'll give you an example: Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Uh, no," relies Buck.
Andy pauses a bit and says "You're QUEER, ain'tcha?"