FileTitle: Joke331.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Return of the Lord
The Pope convenes the College of Cardinals and announces to them:
"Excellent brethren, I have some good news for you ... and some bad news.
The good news is that I have spoken with our Lord, and His return in glory
is imminent!  He wants us to arrange the rental of some soccer stadiums and
other places for the Last Judgement, prepare for the Resurection and join in
establishing the Kingdom of God. Yes, after all these centuries, His Second Coming is at hand!"

"Why, Holy Father, with such marvelous good news, how can there ever be any
bad news again?" replied the cardinals.

"Well... you see... He was calling from Salt Lake City."