Description: Bad Tree Puns, Sex
Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow
One tree says to the other:"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the tree.
The tall tree says:"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:"It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch." That my friend, is the best piece of
ash I have ever had my pecker in."