Description: Marriage Anniversaries
Subject: Time off for good behavior?
A couple was having a golden wedding anniversary party. The husband
was sitting alone looking sad. A friend asked what was the problem.
The husband replied, "Her old man caught us having sex in the barn 50
years ago. He pointed a shotgun at me and said If I didn't marry his
daughter I'd go to jail for 50 years. If I'd gone to jail, I'd be a
free man today." Lyle's Joke Boutique.