Description: Macho Men
These three cowboys were sitting around the fire arguing about who
was the most mocho among them.
Cowboy 1 says: "Every morning I wake up at 5 am, ride into town, drink 2
bottles of tequila, fuck 5 whores and I'm back before you guys wake up."
Cowboy 2 says: "I wake up at 4 am, ride into town, drink 4 bottles of
tequila, fuck 10 whores and then I'm back before you even get up."
The third cowboy doesn't say anything, he just sits there poking the
fire...with his dick!