FileTitle: Joke361.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Parachutist Classic
A young marine returns after his first parachute jump to his father
who is a retired colonel.  The colonel says: "Well, son, how did it go?"
"Dad, I was tye last one... everyone already went, but I just couldn't get the
        nerve up..."
"Well, did you jump?"
"I looked out the door and saw the ground passing by... it was really scary."
"Well, did you jump?"
"Well, like I said, I was really scared, but then my sargeant whipped out
his dick and said that if I didn't jump he was going to fuck me up the ass..."
"Well, did you jump?"
"A little... at first..."