Description: Bad Trucker Analogy
 A woman looks out of her window and sees something strange. She
sees a little boy sitting on the curb. The strange thing is that he
would eat some M&Ms, lick a cat and slide down the curb a little bit.
The woman is puzzled and decides to go outside and ask him what he's doing.
The boy says, "I'm practicing to be a truck driver."
"Truck driver?", replies the woman.
"Ya", says the boy. "I'm poppin pills, eatin pussy and movin on down the