FileTitle: Joke394.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Burglar Caught in the Act
While creeping through a dark room at night, a burglar heard a voice
saying, "I can see you and Jesus can see  you too."  Frozen in  his
tracks, he stood still for a moment but when he started to move he
again heard the voice say, "I can see you and Jesus can see you too."
Turning on his flashlight he saw a parrot sitting in a cage and
realized he'd been hearing it talking.  He laughed and said, "You're
nothing but a parrot, I've got no reason to be afraid of you."  The
parrot replied, "I may be just a parrot but Jesus is a Doberman!"