Subject: One of my Favorite Little Johnny's Little Johnny is confused about sex. To teach him, his mom asks him to do her a favor. "Johnny, take off my skirt." He takes off his mom's skirt. "Now, Johnny, take off my blouse." He unbuttons her blouse. "Johnny, take off my bra now!" He reaches around and removes her bra. Now, Johnny? What have I told you about wearing my clothes?!