FileTitle: Joke423.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Polish Joke
A Polack went before the magistrate and claimed that his wife was trying to
kill him.  When pressed for some evidence of this very serious claim, he
exclaimed, "Look!  I found this bottle in her closet!"  The magistrate asks to
have a closer look.  "Right there, do you see it?  It says Polish remover!"