Description: Drunk and a Priest
A bum got on a subway car. He smelled of cheap women and cheap wine. He
was dirty and had a porno magazine in his pocket. When he got in, he
sat down next to a priest and started reading the porno. After a few
minutes, he asked the priest how a person gets arthritis. The priest
replied that you get arthritis by drinking too much, being with cheap
women, not washing and reading smut. The bum said ``oh, okay.'' After
a few minutes, the priest started to feel guilty and turned to the bum
and apologized for snapping at him and asked him why he wanted to know.
The bum said that he read that the Pope had arthritis.