FileTitle: Joke478.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Use It Or Lose It
A wife was arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find
her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.  Just as she was
about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these
words:

Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired
and bedraggled, so I brought he home and made her a meal from the
roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator.  She had only some
worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you
had discarded because they had gone out of style.  She was cold so
I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never
wore because the color did not suit you.  Her pants were worn out
so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too
small for you now.  Then when she was about to leave the house she
paused and asked, "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use
any more?"