Subject: Camping with the wives 

        Three couples went out camping.  The three husbands stayed in one tent 
         and the three wives stayed in the other.  At about 3 in the morning, one
         of the men woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"
        Another of the husbands woke up and asked, "What's going on?"
        The first guy said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."
        The second guy asked, "How come?"
        "To have sex!" said the first, "I just woke up with the biggest hard-on
           I've ever had in my life!"
        The second guy said, "Do you want me to come with you?"
        The first guy said, "Hell, no.  Why would I want you to do that?"
        The second guy said, "Because that's my dick you're holding."