FileTitle: Joke495.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Cows and Golfing
A man is out golfing and hits his ball into the nearby cow
pasture. He starts looking for his ball and notices that there is a
woman apparently looking for her ball. He starts looking for his ball
and there is a cow that keeps staring at him. He looks at the cow and
says to himself 'Naaaaa, can't be.' He searches and searches with the
cow staring at him. The woman can't seem to find her ball either.
Finally, he goes over to the cow and lifts her tail. Sure enough, there
is a ball logged in the cow's ass but it doesn't look like his. So he
says to the lady, "Hey, does this look like yours?" Next day's headline:
"Women kills man with 9 iron"