FileTitle: Joke505.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Heal The Sick, Sad Commentary
 This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.  He starts chatting
with  the bartender, and tells him he's God.  "Bullshit," says the
bartender.   "Well", the guy says, "I'll prove it".  So he walks up to
this blind guy,  touches his eyes, and the blind man yells "Hey!  I can
finally see!" and  throws down his cane, and walks out.  "Say, I've got
this bum leg," says  the bartender, "Can you fix it for me?"  "Sure
thing," says God,  and touches his leg.  The leg feels great now, and the
bartender tells God if he can  do anything to repay him.  "Yeah," says
God, "Where's the John?   I gotta take a leak."  So, as God walks towards
the can, this guy with a  neck brace jumps out of the way, yelling "Stay
the fuck away from me!  I'm on disability!"