FileTitle: Joke509.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Stupid Drunk
A drunk is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town,
so a cop  comes up to him and says "Stop that and put it away!"  The
drunk  shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip.  As the cop
turns to go, the drunk starts laughing.
  "Okay, what's so funny?" asks the cop.
  "Fooled you." says the drunk "I put it away, but I didn't stop."