FileTitle: Joke514.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Women Rating System
Subject: Humor:offensive to women? suggestive, language.

     These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out
     the babes as they enter the establishment.

     One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating,"
     which, of course, is on a 1 to 10 scale.

     One says, "I'd give her a 7... she's really quite pretty."
     Another agrees, and so does the third... but the bartender, bringing a
     new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the
     young lass, checks her out himself, and says "Nah, I'd only give her a

     "A 'THREE?!'  How can you give her a three?!!!" says one of the three
     chaps at the table... "she's a real pretty girl."  The bartender,
     walking away, says "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating

     Puzzled, the guys looked at each other, figured the bartender had
     lousy taste in women, and went back to their ratings.

     Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into
     the bar, and they confer between themselves and decide she deserves a
     9... however, the bartender, wiping off the table nearest to theirs,
     again overhears their rating of the gal, checks her out himself, and
     tells the fellows that he'd only give her a 5.  "A 'FIVE?!'  How can
     you give her just a FIVE?!!!  She's absolutlely gorgeous!!!"

     The bartender, casually, replies that, again, he uses "the Budweiser
     method for rating women."

     "The Budweiser method?!" they puzzled, as the bartender returned to
     his post behind the bar.  They were quite confused.

     Three, maybe four minutes passed by, and then a marvelously STUNNING
     blonde, 5'11" goddess walks into the bar... long luscious legs, sexy
     shape... truly, a work of flawless perfection!!!  Without hesitation,
     the three "judges" at the table determine that this young sultress is,
     without any doubt, a 10.  However, carrying a case of beer passed
     them, to restock the supply behind the bar, the bartender -- once more
     overhearing their rating of the girl -- glances studiously at her, and
     reveals to the chaps that the best, the very BEST that he could give
     her, would be a 7.  "A 'SEVEN?!!!'  How in the WORLD could you give
     her just a mere SEVEN?!!!  She's GORGEOUS!!!"

     "Well," says the bartender, again, "I use the Budweiser method for
     rating women."

     "BUDWEISER?!!!"  Says one of the guys, exasperated, "What in the Hell
     is this 'Budweiser method' for rating women?!!!"

     "Well, says the bartender, "the Budweiser method for rating women, is
     the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her."