FileTitle: Joke523.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Wheel Improvements
When the wheel was first invented it took a few hundred years to iron out
the bug.  The wheels made by Seller-of-Used-Rocks were square, and all
his customers complained about the bumpy ride.  One day his best
customer, Basher-of-Small-Furry-Rodents, was visiting the workshop.
Seller-of-Used-Rocks proudly displayed his newest invention.  "Here
Basher, is my new improved wheel.  I call it the 'rolleasy'.  Isn't she a
beauty?  Ten skins I'm going to charge; but to you, my friend, a real
bargain at six skins each, provided you buy two pairs and a spare"
        Basher-of-Small-Furry-Rodents stared at the new wheel with some
puzzlement.  Eventually he said,"But it's triangular!"
        "Of course," replied Seller-of-Used-Rocks.
        "How can that be an improvement?"
        "Don;t you see?" expostulated Seller-of-Used-Rocks. "One less