FileTitle: Joke551.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Inventing Flavors
An inventor walks into the U.S. patent office one day to have the man  in
charge take a look at his new invention. He walks up to the guy's desk,
puts an apple on it and says," Here, take a look at this." The guy in charge
says, "It's an apple, so what." The inventor tells the gut to take a bite
of it and he  does. The man in charge frowns and says," It tastes like an
apple." The inventor shakes his head and tells him to turn it around.
The patent officer does and to his surprise it tastes like a banana. The
inventor sees the patent officer's surprise and makes a motion for him
to turn it around again. He does and takes a bite:  Coconut, again,
Peach, again, Pear, and again and again until he gets  to the core
getting a different taste each time. The patent officer smiles and says,"
Wow, this  is great but if you can  make one of these that tastes like a
pussy you'll make a million. The inventor says he will work on it and be
back in a month. One month passes...
The inventor sets the new improved apple on the patent officer's desk.
"Is that it?" he asks. The inventor says it is and the officer
takes a bite.  "Gawd! This tastes like shit!" the patent officer yells.
        The inventor looks at him and says, "Well, turn it around."