FileTitle: Joke571.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Red Riding Hood
Red Riding Hood

One day Red Riding Hood wanted to visit her grandma. Her mom was worried
and cautioned her about the wolf.  Little Red just smiled and patted her
picnic basket, "Don't worry about me, Mom!"
Sure enough she hadn't gone far when the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind
a tree and said, "Ha, now I've got you Little Red Riding Hood, and I'm gonna
fuck your butt raw!"

Little Red calmly reached into her basket, pulled out a 44 magnum and
said,"Oh no you don't, you son-of-a-bitch, you're going to eat me, just like in the