Description: Sex, Elderly
A guy gets put in an old folks home by his son. He doesn't want to
go but his son says he has no choice. After a couple of hours at the home
he calls his son to tell him he hates it there and wants to leave. His son
tells him he's not going to get out so he should make the best of it.
That night he has the best night's sleep of his entire life and he
wakes up with a raging hard-on. The beautiful nurse walks in and notices
his erection. "Well" she says. "I guess I'll have to take care of that."
And she proceded to give him the best blowjob of his life.
He calls his son and says tells him what happened, that he had a great
sleep, woke up with a hard-on and had the best blowjobof his life. "I don't
ever want to leave this place."
Later that day, he's walking down the hall when he falls down and
lands on his hands and knees. A male orderly walking buy sees this and
proceeds to fuck him up the ass.
The guy calls his son and tells him about the incident with the orderly.
He tells his son he wnat to leave the home.
"Look first you tell me of the best experience of your life and that
you don't want to leave. Then you tell me of the worst experience of your
life and that you want to leave. You have to take the good with the bad."
"No, you don't understand," the guy says. "I get on hard-on once a year,
but I fall down four times a day."