FileTitle: Joke81.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Psychiatry
A doctor is showing a visitor through an insane assylum.  In the first room a
patient is practicing his golf swing.  The doctor says, "He has delusions of
granduer and thinks he is Arnold Palmer.  But he is getting better."  The
doctor takes the visitor into the second room where the patient is swinging
wildly at an imaginary enemy.  The doctor diagnoses the patient as being
severely paranoid but improving.
In the third room the patient is "humping" a hundred pound sack of peanuts.
 The doctor says, "This guy is fuckin' nuts and he's never gettin' out!"