FileTitle: List1141.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Headlines
A collection of newspaper headlines from around the world.
(Some repeats)

 Include your Children when Baking Cookies

 Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

 Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

 Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

 Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

 Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

 Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

 Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

 Stud Tires Out

 Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

 Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

 Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

 Eye Drops Off Shelf

 Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

 Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

 Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

 Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe

 Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

 Miners Refuse to Work after Death

 Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

 Stolen Painting Found by Tree

 Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

 Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

 Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

 Drunken Drivers Paid ?1000 in `84

 War Dims Hope for Peace

 If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

 Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

 Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

 Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

 Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

 New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

 Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

 Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

 Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

 Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

 British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

 Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

 Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

 Air Head Fired

 Steals Clock, Faces Time

 Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

 Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

 Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

 Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

 Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
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