The idea of cybersex between people who have never met, poses some
interesting questions...

How does one practice "safe" cybersex? Should I wear a raincoat  while
at my computer?

Does she need to insert a diskette before I input data?

If she misses a period, can she just go back and edit?

How many O's are in oooOOOOOHHhhh!!!

If I get carried away and quit typing for awhile, will you think I
left?

If I try to 'enter' too fast, will she 'backspace'?

If my system goes down, will she delete me? (that could be a good
title for a country cybersong)

Meeting your cyberlover for the first time could be tough...what if
she expects a 1 gig hard drive, and all you've got is a 3.5" floppy?