FileTitle: List1692.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Why Computers Must Be Mail
Subject: TOP FIVE REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE ( Obiously off. to males)

A few days ago, someone posted the reasons why computers must be females
but as I didn't see the reasons why must be male, I'm posting the second
part of the joke.

5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.

4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a
network connection.

3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than
they have to and they won't think of it on their own.

2. They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in
for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so much
in the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an underpowered
system.

1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have
their attention.