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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Things Not To Hear During Surgery
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
- Bo!  Bo!  Come back with that!  Bad dog!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Oh no!  I just lost my Rolex.
- Oops!  Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
- Rats, there go the lights again...
- "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em."
- Everybody stand back!  I lost my contact lens.
- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here?
- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
- That's cool!  Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Sterile, schmeril.  The floor's clean, right?
- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
- OK, now take a picture from this angle.  This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had kids, am I correct?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry.  I think it is sharp enough.
- She's gonna blow!  Everyone take cover!!!
- FIRE!  FIRE1  Everyone get out!
- Darn!  Page 47 of the manual is missing!